OBJECT, LOST AND FOUND
By Eric Kaplan
In keeping with epic and Sapphic tradition,
The Laissez Les Bons Temps Ladies' Salon
Found me washed up on the Gulf, drooling sea foam
They called poetry and desperate for home;
Collected me, the Muses' orphan, of misbegotten
hopes
Inspired, wrung from tired hands a few wry
tropes,
Fawned and fondled me, talons burnished red-gold
and bronze,
Murmured 'More!' and 'Deep!' and 'Bravo!',
trilled seductive songs
Of patroness and sorceress, lavished praise upon
my verse,
Patted me dry, panting • and dropped me in their
purse.
A humongous cavernous leathern affair -
All straps and snaps and secrete everywhere
Laid bare in moist crevices and zipper-toothed
maws,
Captive specimens, the wayward, the numberless
lost
Souls awaiting the embakner; a vast cosmetic
ocean
Plied with powders and prescriptions, potions and
lotion,
And poets blanched, amrash no more, having braved
the plunge
Into limbo, sudden darkness, their amateurity
unjudged.
And I who wandered proudly once romantic dreams
ephemeral,
Drown amidst their wadded blog, too personal,
polemical -
Seaweed bleeding ink.
Deliverance may come: beringed and curling
fingers delve
At times, to my
depth, then linger; she'll pluck herself
Some shadowy shape, epicene with
moussed and tousled hair;
I hold my breath - heart, mind racing! - do I
dare
Speculate on what awaits a fellow foundling
fortunate Enough to find
favor still, dare imagine his fate?
Perhaps a petrified piece in an airless
etagere -A stricken pose: grim soldier or
unctuous courtier,
Cheek to
cheek with other curiosities on display,
Dust-gathering mythic time away?
As for me: who knows by what design, caprice,
what luck
A man might
find himself
free - who gives a... care?!
As sure as
he is found
someplace, he gets lost elsewhere.